The Breaker

The Smartest Bathing Suit I've Ever Met

I’d like to think whoever is reading this was so enthralled by my review for the deep, they sought out my expert advice for this suit as well. If not, I’ll let you know I am 5’6 with 36DDD and generally a 10 to 12 in most things. Bathing suits are ******. They make me feel ****** and awkward and either like I should be leaving the facility with more cash than I came in with or like I have birthed 22 children and nobody wants to ever see my body again. This swimsuit makes me feel fr*cken sexy, but in a safe way. Nothing can move. It is all securely strapped in. I also love the ability to adjust the cross over strap to create an illusion that enhances your body and it makes my f*ckin boobs look like I spent tens of thousands of a professional ball player’s money on them. The bottom comes high enough that my belly can hide a bit thought it is leaning more “low rise”, but it also compliments my *** in a way that I’m not even insecure walking around. In this bathing suit I feel like it is a gift for you to see the cellulite on my butt because my butt looks like a f*ckin prize to the universe in this. Or well, that is how I feel in this bathing suit. Putting this on is for sure going to empower you and your body, so I’d recommend only wearing it around someone who can handle that. This will cause severe confidence inflation (or the confidence levels you truly deserve if we are being honest.) Do it, be proud of yourself, rock that ****, this is the suit for you. It deserves you like you deserve it!